Archive for the 'Culture' Category

If Verne Troyer Can Get Laid. . .

July 1st, 2008

I was going to make this my new response to every friend who complains to me about their lackluster sex life. I was going to keep it as a mantra in my head since as you all know, given that I’ve spilled my aching guts here more than once, my own sex life is [...]

She Jumps, and Has Her Reasons

June 29th, 2008


Death by Oprah

June 7th, 2008


At Sixteen

May 18th, 2008


Jane’s Guide to Proper Cussing

April 11th, 2008

Dear Elisabeth,
Somehow, in all those sterling lessons I imparted as a parent, I left out this highly crucial one regarding cussing etiquette. As I watched you, my beautiful Venus daughter, trying to cuss the other day — and doing it all wrong — I realized I had failed to teach you even the rudimentary [...]